flyawaymax:

learning to draw is like driving on the highway like yeah sure you need to be watching other people but you REALLY need to focus on your own lane and your own destination or youre gonna follow that stupid fucking minivan all the way to tuskegee and then what. you didnt want to go to tuskegee. why did you follow that van look now youre in fucking tuskegee.

spankmehardsanta:

jinglemynargles:

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nice try bing

scroogled

orangewave:

those characters where if you knew them in real life you would genuinely fucking hate them but in a fictional world it’s like ah yes this fucking asshole that i love

malos-soapstone:

blackorderalchemist:

omaiitsback:

“The thick liquid spread across his tongue. He swallowed excessively to consume every drop.”

OK, AMNESIA CUT SCREEN

WHAT’S THE CONTEXT BECAUSE

OH MY JESUS TITTIES

Well, he had to earn the money to get to Prussia somehow

OH MY GOD

ryannshannon:

tropical scouts

plenilune:

In 1585, the townspeople of Annecy, Savoy, France, became alarmed over an apple that gave out a “great and confused noise.” Believing it to be full of demons, they pushed the apple into a river.

i do not have anything to add to this tbh

cannedviennasausage:

blasianxbri:

ghdos:

honeydewhearts:

20daysofjune:

videohall:

Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed.

BRUH

:O that was amazing

I always thought they were just random sounds. That’s kind of mind-blowing.

I’m over this man for making it seem so simple lol

"And nobody can do that and that’s why I have job security."

genericanomaly:

oliviamacabre:

dimedog:

look at this fucked up bird

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what the fuck

It’s a greater sage grouse. The noise they make while doing that is almost funnier than their giant pendulous bird breasts.

the-dalm

ghostrick-spoiled-angel:

People making porn about those animatrons from Five nights at Freddy’s, more like

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ohmygil:

badlitmakestheworldgoround:

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Bernadine’s has always had a thing for trees. Has she finally found a tree that’s the one for her? Fingers crossed things get filthy!

the perfect book to read after watching guardians of the galaxy i reckon. 

(suggested by the lovely jadziwine) (also closeup of the cover because it’s a work of art)  

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